Daily Lemon: Webkinz Jr.

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Webkinz presents:
Webkinz Jr.! It's a wonderful virtual world for little kids to waste their time on! The original Webkinz wasn't bad enough for you? The character sound effects not annoying enough? Cheap stuffed animals not   priced high enough for your kid's "needs"? Well, never fear! Webkinz Jr. is here! 

DaHURRRRR!!!! WELCOME TO THE PARK!!!!!
For just $30 per stupid-looking, creepy "animal", you can get all this . . .
AND MORE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
That's right, kids! Hours of fun with high-pitched evil laughing, stupid moose, and fat monkeys are in store for you with Webkinz Jr. ! You'll loathe . . .  I mean, LOVE these cute little pets. What are you waiting for? Call 555-1108 NOW to order a Webkinz Jr. stuffed animal.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
If you call in the next 5 minutes, we'll also give you a special Deluxe membership FREE with your new Webkinz Jr. pet, so you can unlock ALL the evil surprises of Webkinz Jr. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Call Now!
(runs to other room)
Are they gone yet?
Yeah.
Okay. Good.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGH!!!!!!

THE END ;)